Thursday, July 07, 2011

Stuff I've Been Doing Instead of Posting On Yangblog.

















1) Working like a mofo. Clients like it when you do work YOU ARE PAID TO DO.

2) Playing golf when not working like a mofo.

3) Playing golf well and thinking I have found the holy grail.

4) Playing golf badly after thinking I found the holy grail.

5) Working more like a mofo to forget how badly I can play golf.

6) Making angry art for clients because I'm working through my golf issues.

6) Playing tennis when not working like a mofo. Eff golf. It is a fickle lady.

7) Begging people to play tennis who won't play with me because I am either too good or too sucky.

8) Working on working like a mofo because nobody will play tennis with me.

9) Doing sad art for clients because I'm working through my orphan tennis issues.

10) Playing the stock market when I don't have to work like a mofo.

11) Making enough money in the market to think I never have to work like a mofo again.

12) Losing enough money in the market to focus on working like a mofo. Who am I kidding? I'm no Warren Buffet.

13) Playing poker with friends when not working like a mofo or playing the market like a drunken Warren Buffet.

14) Winning enough money at poker to think I don't have to work like a mofo.

15) Losing enough money in poker to focus on working like a mofo.

16) Feeling guilty about not posting Yangblog after friend asks where the hell is Yangblog.

17) Post on Yangblog to get friend off my back.

18) Working like a mofo. What the hell am I doing wasting time posting on Yangblog?

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clearly you are a Mofo Yang.
; ) d.f.