New Neighbor on the Yang Workspace

Apple must have Marquis de Sade running their online store. They first send you the iPad cover then send you the iPad one week later. Like most Apple customers aren't already insane enough with misplaced priorities. It arrived yesterday and I told it to sit at the corner of the desk and get acquainted with his new neighbors while I bang out a deadline.

It is so painfully obvious why Apple is kicking everyone's asses. I didn't bother reading the instructions. I know how to use it. So do millions of others who own an iPhone or iPod. The instructions that come are a small piece of paper with an Apple logo that says,"Really?"

I'm sure I'll like it.

You know why?

Because Apple says I better like it. That was on the back page of the instructions.