My Facebook page is treated like an oasis. It doesn't have to be fair. It just has to sooth like a gentle breeze. Rarely do I unfriend somebody. I make them unfriend me. My trick is to engage in a nasty wall conversation that enrages them until they unfriend me. Friend's feeds get blocked if content disrupts my oasis. Here's what will get people blocked:
- All caps status updates. I don't care if you're quoting Ghandi in all caps, you are dead to me.
- Political content I don't agree with. Like I said, my page is not fair.
- Updates skewed by traumatic experience.
- Updates skewed by traumatic romantic experience
- Updates skewed by lack of romance.
- Updates skewed by lack of life.
- Posts that reveal you are basically a dick.
- Post that are reminders of an event every day. I like being reminded. Just not every effing day for a month.
- Friending me and telling me within minutes what not to post. I know. I can't leave it alone.
Friending suggestions or requests for responses requiring an app are also ignored. Apps are a trojan horse for data mining. People who are real life friends can post whatever they want.
Facebook should be an oasis for all.
Which is why I am sure most of my friends have already blocked me.
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