The trip has barely started before Yangblog was shocked, SHOCKED to learn something new.
The TSA thinks I'm hot. Not Megan Fox or some supermodel of the day.
Me.
Maybe it's the new diet, maybe it's the exercise. Perhaps it's the dark outfit I wore for the trip which has a "slimming" effect.
Me.
Maybe it's the new diet, maybe it's the exercise. Perhaps it's the dark outfit I wore for the trip which has a "slimming" effect.
While checking in for my flight, they asked me to take off my shoes. Then my belt. Since Yangblog strives to aim and please, I made sure to do it sexy. I did it slow so they wouldn't miss a THING. Yangblog must have done something right, because they wanted more. The guards wanted the SWEATER OFF and I did in a way to have that "just gotten out of bed" look.
The effect was "Joey Heatherton-like" if Joey Heatherton were a middle-aged Korean man with an unusually large head and no hair. No wonder the TSA was checking me out.
If you will excuse me, the guard just asked me to leave.
I'm kind of disappointed.
What?
No flowers?
The effect was "Joey Heatherton-like" if Joey Heatherton were a middle-aged Korean man with an unusually large head and no hair. No wonder the TSA was checking me out.
If you will excuse me, the guard just asked me to leave.
I'm kind of disappointed.
What?
No flowers?
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