I called my rep, David Goldman, and asked if we should promote me as a "not disappointing" illustrator. He declined. David is going to keep with the "one of the finest illustrators in the galaxy." approach.
He's the expert, but I was just saying.
Abby and I ate at the following Thai restaurant:
As you can imagine, I was SHOCKED at first glance.
I asked the waiter if this was a vegan restaurant for bulimics.
He didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
I asked about the consultant for the restaurant so I would know who to avoid at all costs.
He looked puzzled.
I then asked if the name of the restaurant was an ironic sort of thing about the food or a promise because this was REALLY going to determine what I order. If this was a promise, I was definitely not ordering anything with rice.
He stared blankly.
I finally asked if they had considered other names like "Hurl", or "Chunkies".
He asked use to leave.
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