Hey Yangblog! When Are You Bringing Dorkyback?

I just wanted a new hat.

I just wanted a new golf hat to protect my giant delicate head from the sun.

My old hat had gotten nasty to the point of having a PERMANENT HEAD STAIN, so it was time to replace it which should make my golf partners very very happy.

Baseball style caps or visors are out because those say you are a serious player. The last thing I need is anyone thinking I work hard to SUCK AT GOLF. What I needed was a hat that said duffer, but a duffer with style.

So I bought this hat.

I don't get it. This is the same hat worn by Desmond Dekker and Derrick Morgan. Dekker and Morgan are reggae legends. They are cooler than cool. They are Tougher Than Tough. Therefore, I should look like the coolest duffer on the planet.



You know what I look like?

I look like a Korean golf hack who stole a really cool hat from Derrick Morgan.

This is terrible. My golf friends are untrained baboons and they are going to have a field day at Yangblog's expense.

If you will excuse me, I need to find some earplugs to match my hat.

Baboons make a horrible, piercing noise.