Dammit, I'm a dime a dozen

Greg Nemec, the director of our "Away From Home" video had very disturbing news. No, I'm not talking about North Korean missiles. My "people" tell me North Koreans design missiles the way GM designs cars people want to BUY.

This news is much more disturbing.

While scanning YouTube, he found OTHER JAMES YANGS! I'm not talking about one or two. I'm talking hundreds of James Yangs. Mom had assured me I was the only James Yang when I was two. I once worked with Old Navy's creative director, James Yong, so that was close but no cigar. The truth has hit like a slab of concrete between the eyes. Yangblog is not special. All these years I thought I was the alpha and omega. All these years have been a LIE.

To make matters worse, the other James Yang's are more talented than ME.

For example, here's a James Yang who is a superior golfer. What is even creepier is he uses the same Mizuno clubs I use. He has one thing Yangblog does not have. That thing is called a "nice swing":



And here's another James Yang who is a better singer:



Finally, here's a James Yang who is a sexier dancer . Yangblog could only dream about having the same kind of "heat".



This is terrible.

It's time to change my name so I can be special again.

"Plaxico Yang" has a nice ring to it.