It's Coming

(With apologies to Fake Steve Jobs)

The time will soon come where history will be divided into two eras. There will be light where there was once darkness, hope where there was despair.

No, I am not talking about the cure for cancer, I'm talking about something more significant.

"Puzzlehead", my new book, will be available April 21st. Soon you will know a world before "Puzzlehead" and the world after "Puzzlehead".

Do not be afraid. Be ready to experience something you haven't felt before.

Actually, you probably have read children's books before and have read so many books they blur into one giant continuous book. You might have this "Puzzlehead" confused with a movie by the same name, but that's besides the point. "Puzzlehead" will be an Earth shattering event. I'm talking about the book, not the movie. No, I did not get the idea from the movie, this is a COMPLETELY NEW CREATION never seen by human eyes.

I need to backtrack because human eyes have seen the book because editors and staff had to use EYEBALLS to look at it while putting the book together. It's a picture book, for crying out loud.

So I guess what I'm saying is my book is a revolutionary book that has been seen before with a title that has been used before.

(confused silence)

Whatever.

Please buy my book.