It has come to my attention misconceptions have arisen about "Away From Home", the video created for the ICON5 conference. I thought my life would return to normal after the debut. I thought wrong. Everybody has questions. I feel like a drunken William Shatner at a Trekkie convention. To clear things up, Yangblog will answer questions to GET EVERYBODY OFF MY BACK. Okay?
Let's begin!
Q: The video was brilliant! I didn't know you were such a talented director!
A: For the last time, I was NOT the director. Greg Nemec was the director and editor. This is why Greg has the title of DIRECTOR AND EDITOR. Get it? I was the eye candy.
Q: YOU were the eye candy? That was the best you could do for "eye candy"?
A: We were on a budget.
Q: What was wrong with actress and singer Merle Dandridge who appeared in the video? Why couldn't she be the eye candy?
A: Are you listening to me? We were on a budget which is code for NO MONEY. Merle sang as a favor. I'm just happy she didn't take all our video and recording equipment and sell it on EBAY as payment for singing. What is the matter with you guys?
Q: So when are you moving to Hong Kong?
A: What?
Q: When are you moving to Hong Kong? In the video you said you were going to Hong Kong.
A: I'm not moving to Hong Kong, we just moved to BROOKLYN for crying out loud! I was a NARRATIVE DEVICE. If you were paying attention, I said I wanted to SPEND MORE TIME in Hong Kong.
Q: So you're moving soon? We're really going to miss you.
A: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Q: Huh?
A: I AM NOT MOVING!!!! I AM NOT THE DIRECTOR!!! I WAS JUST THE EYE CANDY BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL WE COULD AFFORD!!!!! OKAY?
Q: Why are you so testy?
A: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!! END OF INTERVIEW!
If you will excuse me, I need to call Premier Wen Jiabao.
I'm liking how he handles the press.
2 comments:
This one made me laugh out loud.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that when you move to Hong Kong we're not going to miss you.
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