Okay okay okay. Shawn Johnson slapped Yangblog and his "Yangblog Rule" about the head. She predicted an American 1-2-3 finish in women's gymnastics and USA finished 1-2 for the first time in history. As far as Yangblog is concerned, Shawn was right and Yangblog can SHUT THE HELL UP.
Whatever.
How was I supposed to know Shawn can predict the future? Okay, I get it. Everybody can stop teasing me. Stop it. A 16 year-old girl was right and I was WRONG. Fine, I can take it, so everybody can drop it. Seriously. We can move on. I get it I get it I get it. You guys want to stop dancing on my grave? Geez.
Okay how about this: How about we call Shawn right now and have her pick stocks for us since she is freaking Nostradamus? Okay? Really. What more do you want from me?
If you will excuse me I need to wait for Shawn's phone call from Beijing.
She is going to tell me "In your face!" in Mandarin.
See?
I can predict the future too.
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