For the Love of Humanity, Yangblog, Don't Make Me Look!

The purpose of Yangblog is to inspire, educate and inform. This is why I am alerting you to a scam involving strippers and passwords on the internet. Seems like crooks are using a virtual stripper to tempt internet users into unknowingly breaking online barriers for banks and other email services. Read about it here.

Speaking of stripping, I have just installed Leopard on my mac and updated iPhoto so I can finally combine all my photos into one album. If you're like me, you have photos you hope NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. It is nothing to be ashamed of. I have secretly viewed my friends' photo libraries behind their backs and I can assure you EVERYBODY has these pictures.

Am I concerned about others secretly viewing my photo library?

No.

My wife, Abby, is a modern dancer. If you know a modern dancer, you will eventually see some of her friends naked. It is UNAVOIDABLE. Trust me when I tell you modern dancers have no barriers when it comes to changing clothes in front of others. Dancers are always taking pictures of each other in the dressing room. So friends are curious to check out my photos just in case they "get lucky".

One brilliant Yangblog feature makes my iPhoto library bullet-proof.

For every potential picture of dancers in a state of undress, there are TWO naked pictures of ME.

I am sure combining "naked" and "Yangblog" in the same sentence has you fleeing your computer NOW. Friends don't need to see this, family doesn't need to see this, strangers don't need to see this. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure ABBY doesn't need to see this either. Once my rep and I "saw" each other in the men's locker room after playing tennis. He has never felt the same about me since. Hackers have willingly turned themselves in to the proper authorities after trying to crack the Yangblog library.

My apologies for scaring you with mental images which could scar you forever.

Whatever.

It's Halloween week.