
As you can imagine, there has been much discussion about Yangblog and "street cred". Just to clear things up, I am NOT saying I have "street cred". "Street cred" is for others to decide. Here's extra facts to help decide if Yangblog has cred or is "credless":
Maybe yes: "Straight Outta Compton" is my favorite rap album.
Maybe no: I always tell people "Straight Out Of Compton" is my favorite rap album.
Maybe yes: My first NYC basketball experience was in Spanish Harlem at an outdoor pickup game. I wore goggles and a knee brace. As I grab the rebound and race downcourt, my teammates are BEGGING me to give up the ball because I am clearly a KOREAN WITH GOGGLES AND A KNEEBRACE. I weave though the crowd and see one of my teammates out of the corner of my eye. I make a blind over-the-shoulder pass to him because I once saw Magic Johnson make the same pass. He goes in for a HUGE dunk. As we run back, I hear one player say to another, "Did an ASIAN just make that play?"
Maybe no: My last NYC basketball experience was at the Harlem YMCA in a pickup game. I am STILL wearing goggles and a kneebrace. I am also 10 years older. As I get the ball and weave towards the basket, my teammates are begging for the ball because I am clearly an OLDER KOREAN WITH GOGGLES AND A KNEEBRACE. I drive to the basket and try a finger-roll shot because I once saw Scotty Pippen make the same shot. My shot is so weak it doesn't even hit the BOTTOM OF THE NET. My teammates tell me to "go home". So I go home.
Maybe yes: I know "roughnecks" who have my back if I need anything "taken care of".
Maybe no- I don't actually KNOW them. My favorite doorman told me he had "roughneck friends" who had my back if I need anything. Now that I think of it, he just might have said this to be polite.
Maybe yes: Snoop Dog and I share the same passion.
Maybe no: Snoop Dog and I share the same passion for golf.
This should be enough to decide if Yangblog has street cred.
Feel free to argue among yourselves.
5 comments:
I'm gonna say no. The picture alone is worth 1000 words...and frightened me when I came to see what YangBlog was blogging about today!
...but then again, maybe you wanted us to be frightened... and that adds to your street cred! So on balance, it's a maybe!
No. It's gotta be no. There is no native Ponca Citian alive who has street cred. There is no Ponca Citian alive who has "cred" of any sort. Well, unless "farm cred" is a real phrase.
These blogs are sooooo funny. Thank you.
but I would say....a....neh...because
you did "freaking" instead of "freak'n.
But its all good! You'r still the best in
my book no matter what the
"rayt'n"(rating) be (is)ahahhahahhaha
don't ya(you) just love it!
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