There is fascinating news about the changing drinking culture in Korea. As a Korean, I too have a drinking problem. No, I am not turning into an alcoholic. After half a bottle of beer, I am TOAST. This problem is more serious:
Drinks keep going down the wrong tube and I keep gagging and spraying my drink EVERYWHERE. You know how comedians do the "spit take?". This is what I am doing except I am not trying to be funny. Last night after cleaning the kitchen counter, I decided to drink some water. I GAGGED and sprayed the counter. Which meant the counter had to be cleaned AGAIN.
Yangblog version of a drinking problem.
To make matters worse, my drinking problem is becoming contagious. Abby is starting to gag while drinking. For example:
1) We were sitting under a tree in the park. For some heinous reason, a bird decided to take a DUMP on me. As I turned to Abby in disgust, she gagged and SPRAYED ME WITH HER DRINK. This is what qualifies as a "relaxing weekend" for Yangblog.
2) We were brushing our teeth. Abby likes to make herself "foamy" while brushing. Suddenly, Abby gagged and sprayed her foamy toothpaste onto the back of MY GIANT ROUND HEAD.
If you are around either of the Yangs, you could be DOOMED. You could be sprayed by me. You could get sprayed by Abby. If you're really unlucky, you could get caught in the middle while we spray you in stereo.
My apologies for burdening you with this, but I have to go. Abby just bought us some juice.
I need to cover the apartment in plastic.
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