Hey Yangblog! Tell Us A Cautionary Sports Story!

Once upon a time there was a young girl from Hawaii named Michelle Wie. She could hit a golf ball far. Really really far. She hit it so far that even pros wanted to watch her hit. She was called the "Big Wiesy" because her swing was so easy. Get it? Michelle wanted to be the best golfer ever. Everybody loved the "Big Wiesy"

But then something happened. Her parents got in on the act. Her dad is supposed to be smart, but he forgot to read the chapter on golf MANNERS. Sometimes they were accidentally rude. Sometimes they were rude because the parents KNEW Michelle would be the greatest golfer EVER. If you are the greatest ever, everybody else can GO SUCK EGGS. Right?

Tiger Woods, THE BEST GOLFER ON THE PLANET, gave Michelle advice. "Beat up on juniors and amateurs", said Tiger. " Beating up on juniors and amateurs is SO MUCH FUN. When you become older, turn pro and BEAT UP ON PROS."

The Wies decided Tiger was full of CRAP.

The Wies (and her agent) told young Michelle to BEAT UP PROS NOW. How hard could that be? It turned out to be really really HARD. Michelle got beat by male and female pros. Beat beat beat. That is a lot of beating up. This made Michelle upset and swing harder.

Now her swing isn't so easy. Her ball goes everywhere. It goes in the water. It goes in the parking lot. Human beings have to run away if they don't want to get HIT. The ball goes everywhere but into the HOLE. Michelle is no longer the "Big Wiesy". She is now the "Big Queezy".

The Wies have learned a painful lesson. If you want to be rude, MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE GREATEST EVER FIRST. Now everybody hates the Wies. The male pros hate the Wies. The female pros hate the Wies. Maybe if the Wies had been thoughtful in the first place, everybody would CUT THEM SOME SLACK.

If you will excuse me, I need to go and put on a suit of armor.

It looks like Michelle is hitting another ball.