Time for more confessions! I am shocked, SHOCKED how these things keep piling up.
1) Abby had to return to Hong Kong to finish one more gig. Her bathrobe is hanging in the bathroom. I keep accidentally knocking the robe to the floor. Yangblog doesn't do floors. When she returns, I am sure her robe will be "itchy".
2) You know the little calendar with the 2-month sticker that Brita gives you to remind you to change the water filter? When it is time, I usually just move the sticker. I don't change the filter until the water is "oily".
3) Yesterday I was LIVID while waiting in a cafe for a meeting. My client had not shown up. Yangblog HATES tardiness and is much too important and busy to waste time. I called David, my rep, and VENTED MY SPLEEN. David wanted to know why I was at the cafe. The meeting is next week, not this week. Upon hearing this, I go home and PURPOSELY run around the apartment with scissors in hand. I was hoping for an accident to put me out of my shame and embarrassment.
Whew. I feel much better now.
2 comments:
Yangblog, thanks for the great laughs.
p.s. If you talk to David again on the phone, don't dare mention the Brita h20 filter. He'll go ballistic. You know how he is about h20.
Oops good point. For the record, I ALWAYS change the filter for David.
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