If you see me, make sure to take a careful look and wish me well. Maybe give me a hug. I am not long for this world. No, I don't have a chronic disease. My situation is worse. ABBY READS YANGBLOG!!!!!!!!!
I was shocked, SHOCKED that Abby reads Yangblog. Abby and I have been together for eleven years. For eleven years, Abby has had to see my giant round head. Eleven years of hearing the same stories over and over. I only have six stories, so you can imagine the pain Abby endures. It seems that last thing Abby would want is more "Yang" information. For most people, seeing me for one hour a week is ENOUGH. Here is a typical conversation between Abby and myself:
Me: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . ."
Abby: (Sigh)
Me: "As I was saying, blah blah blah blah blah blah. . ."
(continue conversation for eleven years)
Never in my wildest most insane dreams did I think Abby would ever read a blog about ME. It goes without saying that I AM DEAD MAN WALKING. Abby has questions about her "itchy" bathrobe, "oily" drinking water, and "stinky" yoga mat.
If you will exucuse me, I need to call a friend who is in the government. He works for NASA. Perhaps he can get me on the next launch to the MOON.
3 comments:
Hey Yangblog,
Your blog is actually getting good, I'm not surprised Abby reads it. I used to read it because I felt I had to, now I sometimes read it just 'cuz I want to.
Want might be a strong word, maybe it's just because it's either read this fluff or do work....
Obviously, like those of us reading Yangblog, Abby has chosen NOT to use her time wisely.
I suggest for her to become a productive member of society again and create her own blog.
All hail Abbyblog!!
Thanks. It is good to know that Yangblog is making people waste their vaulable time.
Wait a minute. . . . .
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