Yangblog tries to be a classy, elegant, blog. A blog that enlightens, informs, and bridges people together. Then it gets ruined by news like this: Flatulence forces emergency landing.
This is very disturbing news. I am supposed to fly to Hong Kong in a couple of weeks. My plane is a Boeing 747 that seats 416 passengers. The flight will take roughly 19 hours. This is a Christmas holiday flight on Cathay Pacific which means a traditional Chinese celebration menu of burritos, steamed broccoli, and warm beer. My flight will BE CONSTANTLY FORCED TO LAND! By the time I get to Hong Kong, it will be time for me to come back home! Part of the route is over the North Pole, so there is a very good chance we will be forced to land on the North Pole. Oh, the irony! I go to Hong Kong to avoid the cold.
Yangblog is going to put a stop to this before it's too late. If you are on the same flight, come and see me. I will be in seat 37C. I will have enough Beano for everyone.
2 comments:
Oh Yangblog, this is priceless. Don't you think this post (expanded) would make a great kids' book? Joey in the Jet with Beano, or something like that?
Or a talking fart! A fart with a long memory, perhaps connections to high places.
A dishing fart. Enabled by Yang's enticing art, it could be a philosopher fart. It could claim to have been in the same room with Hef.
The possibilities are endless!!!!
You may have the idea. I give it to you. Gladly.
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